John E. writes:

“How would Jerry solve world hunger?”

Dear John,

First of all, thanks for writing. World hunger is quite a baliwick to take on. But honestly, I’m not entirely sure it needs to be solved. There is a reason people are starving on this planet. It’s mainly from overpopulation in these areas. Sure, poverty and evil warlords come into play occasionally. See, any scientist will tell you that nature abhors a vacuum. This, to me, means that nature seeks a balance. Therefore, nature is seeking to balance the inequity in the ecosystem.

We all know that it’s impossible to fight nature, so I say just let nature sort it out.

Regards,
Jerry

1. Kaiser Soze, July 17, 2007:

   Kill em all I say and let the devilboy sort em out

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